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Un om avea o nevastă tare frumoasă, bună... dar nu ştia să gătească. Vecinul lui avea o nevastă grasă şi urâtă... dar gătea super bine.

Vecinul ştia treaba că omul de lângă el cam face foamea şi, câteodată, îl mai invita la el la masă.
- Vecine, ce bine găteşte nevastă-ta!...
- Da vecine, aşa e, dar nu vezi ce grasă şi urâtă e?... Pe când a ta... ia uite ce frumuseţe de femeie!

- O fi ea frumoasă dar asta nu ţine de foame! Fac foamea ca la concurs, că nu ştie să gătească; pe când a ta... uite ce bine găteşte, ce dacă e grasă!
- Băi vecine, am o idee, uite cum facem: mâncăm la mine şi f... tem la tine!
BONUS
Frumuseţe pe muchie de cuţit

 O femeie a apelat la un chirurg plastic să-i reducă dimensiunile buzelor vaginale deoarece sunt prea mari şi fâlfâitoare.
De ruşine, a insistat ca operaţia să fie ţinută secretă, medicul fiind de acord.
După operaţie, trezindu-se din anestezie, a găsit 3 trandafiri aşezaţi cu grijă pe noptieră.
Indignată, şi-a sunat imediat medicul:

– Parcă v-am rugat să nu spuneţi nimănui despre operaţia mea!
Medicul i-a spus că a îndeplinit întocmai dorinţa ei de confidenţialitate şi că primul trandafir e de la el:
– M-a întristat gândul că treceţi prin asta de una singură...
– Şi al doilea trandafir?

– Al doilea trandafir e de la asistenta mea. Din simpatie, pentru ca şi ea suferit această procedură cu ceva timp în urmă.
– Dar al treilea trandafir?
Al treilea e de la un domn de la secţia de arşi de deasupra. A vrut să vă mulţumească pentru noile lui urechi.

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