Evadare de la ospiciu

Doi nebuni se hotărăsc într-o zi să evadeze din ospiciu, dar ca să reuşească trebuiau să sară cam 100 de garduri...

Nici o problemă. Plănuiesc ei vreo două zile şi apoi pleacă, şi încep să sară şi să sară şi iar să sară până sar vreo 50 de garduri şi unul dintre ei îl întreabă pe celălalt:
- Mai poţi?
- Mai pot!
Şi aşa mai sar ei vreo 20 când:
- Mai poţi?
- Mai pot!
Perfect mai sar 20 (săriseră deja 90) şi iar:
- Mai poţi?
- Nu mai pot, hai să ne întoarcem!

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